Hello everyone. Not sure why you're here, but hopefully you'll at least be amused. I specialize in providing highly professional, unusual, moving, and fun content - with a lot of silly words thrown in (when necessary) and fart jokes (when requested). I am, however, adept at adjusting my voice to fit any occasion or subject matter, with a penchant for deep diving into research before writing. 

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I also write stories, poetry, jokes, music, and random mutterings that are best forgotten about lest they be used to call forth the wrath of the all-mighty Cthulhu!

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